Rules that exist to serve no apparent reason.

People who shuffle past you attempting to leave their seat at the football at key moments in the game.

Old fries.

People that are rude just because they can.

Clothes that shrink in the dryer.

Turning the washing machine on without remembering to put the water outlet back into the drain.

Unironed shirts which are worn out in public.

People who are needlessly difficult.

Having to explain things a second time.

Low sound quality tunes.

How cold your nose gets when its 5 degrees plus wind chill.

Having slow Internet.

People reading over my shoulder.

And of course you.


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