Don't worry i think if i really worked at it i could recite them to =P

Don't worry I know three seperate ones :)
My personal favourite:

When the girls came round to play i forgot it was the day my well to do reli's were due from overseas my house looked like a sty i really had to fly ajax with baking soda for grease and grime its over baking soda is natural you see so it breaks down easily they said "youve made the grade you should commend your cleaning maid" thankyou new orange ajax spray n wipe..
i know that off by heart.
no copy and paste necessary :)
(L) india