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Halloween specials... well any holiday special edition of anything.
Daytime TV. mind-numbing boredom which you just can't help but watch. Kerry-Ann? Oprah? Ready Steady Cook? Judge Judy?
The Video Store phenomenon. Spend 20 minutes deciding what to borrow, only to see something better as you walk out the door, only just having borrowed some mediocre American comedy.
The awkwidity. when does it cease to become awkward to call someone's landline, and risk the chance of halving to talk to your friends siblings; or parents.

how about the superficial things?
WHY IS THERE NEVER ENOUGH COAT HANGERS!?
WHY ARE MY WHITE SHOES NEVER WHITE?
WHY CAN'T I SLEEP BEFORE midnight.
WHY DO I ALWAYS PURSUE THE IMPOSSIBLE.
WHY DOES MY PHONE BATTERY ONLY LAST 3 'YES'CALLS?
WHY CAN'T I BE A SILVER REWARDS MEMBER TOO?
WHY CAN'T BUYING A CAR BE AS EASY AS BUYING MILK.
WHY DOES BLU-TAC UNSTICK WITH CHANGES IN TEMPERATURE?
WHY DOES THE BUS RUN HOURLY ON A SUNDAY.
WHY DO I CONCERN MYSELF WITH SUCH TRIVIAL THINGS?
WHY CAN'T HAVE MY OWN IKEA BEDROOM.


I'll admit it. Storage turns me on.

Jokes.

But Ikea does rate. [:

H.